me lady

content

You are my best friend

What are you looking for

It’s hard to believe

But I find you temporarily insane

If you could only see what I can see

With your face

Your eyes

If only you could see what I’ve seen

With your eyes

Do you remember me

I measure life at both ends now

Who is the real me

The occult

The included

The open sesa-me

El paso

Texas

Anticipation is everything

Should I shoot up

Or jerk off

Hallucinations torment me

Give me headaches

Anonymous

Intimate

Too much information

Felt - The world is as soft as lace

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An unfathomable exchange of taut eyebrows and unfashionable conversation in a rotten dole queue between me and an idiot…don’t even waste your time...

me: Hi

him: Hello

me: Can you tell me where I need to be please, I received this letter last week and it isn’t clear on where I have to go…

him: Why do you think I will know if it isn’t clear on the letter

me: Because you work here

him: Yes I know

me: Ok

***long hard silence + irritated eye contact***

me: Ok, well would you like to look at the letter in case I’ve missed something?

***long hard silence + occasional eye contact + him looking at my letter***

him: Whats your name?

me: Tom Giddins

him: You do know your meeting starts in 2 minutes?

me: Yes that’s why I asked you where it is, do you know where it is?

him: I’m going to have to check the lists

me: Right

***long hard silence + irritated eye contact***

him: Whats your name again?

me: Tom Giddins

him: I can’t see it

me: Well I’m definitely meant to be here, it says so on the letter

him: Hmmmm

me: Can’t you ask someone else?

***long hard silence + irritated eye contact***

me: I’m meant to be in my meeting now

him: Paula this person is claiming to have a meeting

me: I have a letter, its not a claim

paula: Is he on the lists?

him: I can’t see him

paula: Pass them here, whats your name?

me: Tom Giddins

paula: Ah yes there you are, you do know you’re late

me: I got here over 5 minutes ago and this guy couldn’t find me

paula: Well I’m afraid you’re going to have to rearrange the meeting and go to the late signing desk…

me: What!? I was here on time, if I sign late my claim gets delayed..

paula: Sorry thats policy

me: But

paula: Please move along and go to the late signing desk, thankyou.

nice work old bean

Love this guy...Andro Wekua.....